Comics


Comic Book Crafts: Jack-O-Lanterns

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I’ve never been all that good at pumpkin carving. I think it’s cuz I adored Return To Oz as a kid, and now every time I stick a knife into one of those bulbous, orange orbs, I feel like I’m playing Jeffrey Dahmer to the pumpkin’s Jack Pumpkinhead.

Sliding my hand through the small, jagged hole at the top…pulling out those large chunks of stringy, slimy, seedy goo…hearing that wet, squishing sound as it seeps through my fingers, landing with a pudding-like PLOP! on the table…

It can be a little unsettling is all I’m saying.

Thank gourd these crafty, comic book-inspired artisans have no such qualms. Otherwise, none of these demented and delightful jack-o-lanterns would exist!

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Superhero Housewares

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Now that it’s only adults reading comic books, comics’ merchandising has had to follow suit. Gone are the Kenner toys and Underoos of yesteryear. In their place are X-Men Mazdas and $3000 Iron Man home theater displays. Ah, but those are just the ‘official,’ big-ticket tie-ins. Business is also booming in the humbler home goods market . Heck, there’s even a sub-section of this market made up entirely of HOMEMADE home goods — and it’s thriving!

Shown below are some of the more inspired superhero housewares currently available on Etsy. They’re not only charming as all get out, they’re CHEAP!
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Comic Book Writers on Comic Book Writing

a6e443d3In summation: If you’ve got talent, it’s easy. Otherwise…

I’M KIDDING!

Pull the gun out of your mouth and relax that trigger finger, Mr. or Mrs. Struggling Comic Book Writer. After all, you’re gonna need that finger for clicking link after link in the vain hope that something said by Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon or Grant Morrison will suddenly awaken your long-dormant talent.
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Comic Book News, In Brief

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Dan Slott (author of my all-time favorite She-Hulk book) and Mike Allred (artist of one of my all-time favorite X-books, X-Statix) and are teaming up for a new Silver Surfer series. (You guessed it: One of my all-time favorite comic book characters!)

While this sounds an awful lot like Marvel is tapping my REM sleep, robbing me of my dream comics, I’m not planning on pressing any charges just yet. So long as the series ends up being as all-caps AMAZING as it oughta be, we’re cool. But if it starts slipping into guest writers and fill-in artists before the first TPB is complete, I’m calling on the combined powers of Freddy Krueger, Morpheus and Li’l Nemo of Slumberland to take back what’s rightfully mine.

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Comic Book Review:
Gus & His Gang

1French cartoonist Christophe Blain approaches the Western genre in much the same way as the comic books of old. His stories are short, exciting, melodramas full of bank robbers and beautiful women — and occasionally, bank robbers who are beautiful women.* But where the Western comics of the 1950s downplayed dialogue in favor of action scenes, Blain does the opposite. The bank heists, train robberies, and fistfights in Gus are often brief, four or five panel affairs, while the title character’s inept attempts at wooing can easily eat up four or five pages. Normally, this might imply an artist’s unease with action, but with Blain, this is clearly not the case. He’s one of those rare, Kirby-esque cartoonists whose every brush stroke packs a punch. So why would Blain even bother to write a Western if he was only going to use the genre as a Christmas tree with which to hang his brightly colored characters and vivid, engaging, and above all, hilarious dialogue? For the same reason that novelists like Elmore Leonard and film directors like Howard Hawks did: because it’s fun.
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