I’ve never been all that good at pumpkin carving. I think it’s cuz I adored Return To Oz as a kid, and now every time I stick a knife into one of those bulbous, orange orbs, I feel like I’m playing Jeffrey Dahmer to the pumpkin’s Jack Pumpkinhead.
Sliding my hand through the small, jagged hole at the top…pulling out those large chunks of stringy, slimy, seedy goo…hearing that wet, squishing sound as it seeps through my fingers, landing with a pudding-like PLOP! on the table…
It can be a little unsettling is all I’m saying.
Thank gourd these crafty, comic book-inspired artisans have no such qualms. Otherwise, none of these demented and delightful jack-o-lanterns would exist!













