It’s like my mother always told me
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin’ nice to say then don’t say nothin’
My Dad’s Gone Crazy by Eminem (2002)
I love hip hop. I adore Disney. Pairing them up seemed every bit as obvious as, say, blending peanut butter and jelly or mixing Sprite with cough syrup. The only question was: How?
I did NOT want to re-make Disney characters in the style of rap luminaries. (Remember that hideous line of hip hop/Looney Tunes clothes that came out back in the early 1990s? That’s EXACTLY what I was hoping to avoid.) I also didn’t want to spend hours and hours editing together Disney footage with my favorite rap songs, only to have YouTube yank them down within the week. (Plus, I’m lazy.)
Then I saw the above GIF on Tumblr, and the accompanying Eminem verse IMMEDIATELY popped into my head. That was it! In less than an hour, I’d cobbled together ten different Disney/hip hop pairings — at least eight of ‘em borderline brilliant. Of course, that’s just my opinion. Click through and see if you agree.
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