2 Semi-Valid Reasons To Buy An Officially Licensed ‘Iron Man’ Wearable Sleeping Bag

121There are two (semi-valid) reasons why I’m keeping one of these Iron Man Wearable Sleeping Bags in the trunk of my car.

1. If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, I will have some protection against the elements (and the Mandarin).

2. If I ever happened upon a horrific car accident, imagine how cool it would be to show up and offer help dressed in this! Death and dismemberment would immediately take a back seat (pun intended) to the joy of seeing me in my stylish Tony Stark duds. “Sorry, kids. Mommy and Daddy are dead. But hey — check out my imaginary repulsor beams — PEW! PEW!”

Folks with similar dreams can click here to order on Amazon.

Note: Also available in Capt. America!

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