Problem, Solution

3When it comes to hipster hobbies, knitting is second only to micro-brewing. When it comes to cartoon-loving kiddies, Frozen is second-to-none. So according to my iffy, imaginary pseudoscience, that makes Drunk Girl Designs‘ ‘Cold as Fuck’ mittens the nexus (nadir?) of 2014′s pop culture trends.

Curious? Crafty? Cold as fuck? Click here to purchase the pattern.

Ouch.

“The ‘Big D’ is back and adjusted for inflation with TWO princesses, TWO goofy sidekicks, and THREE different orphans! [...] And who could forget the completely unnecessary, completely unexplained, magical troll rocks?”

So many pointed jabs, so many inarguable truths — and I LIKED Frozen!

“When disaster strikes, watch Anna save the day by teaming up with her sister, a merchant, a hot guy and a snowman to defeat villains like her sister, a merchant, a hot guy and a snowman.”

It’s okay. You can laugh. It’s a scientific fact: Multiple Academy Awards > the pain inflicted by YouTube parodies.

‘Frozen: The Musical’…The Website

153151Disney has launched a website for their upcoming Broadway adaptation of Frozen. So far, the site is pretty paltry. There’s no art, no info — heck, it doesn’t even use the official Frozen font. So what IS there? A spot to leave your email address for future Frozen updates (and other assorted Disney-related spam). Curious? Click here.

(Frozen fan art via here and here.)

Related: Finding Frozen‘s Easter Eggs

Finding Frozen’s Easter Eggs

1Disney animators have been slipping in visual references to their previous films since as far back as 101 Dalmatians. For cartoon nerds, spotting these in-jokes has become a rite of passage, a fun, little parlor game, and an on-the-spectrum way of showing our vast breadth of needless knowledge and the full scope of our attention to superfluous detail.

With Frozen, the current crop of Mouse House animators continued this time honored tradition, dropping in ‘Easter eggs’ referencing a couple of recent Disney flicks, as well as two nods to one of TV’s quirkiest comedies. Click through to check ‘em out!

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The ‘Frozen’ Screenplay Is Now Online

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The script for Frozen is now online!

If you’re the type of person who hates sitting in a movie theater and being surprised, CLICK HERE.

But please: DON’T TELL ME ANYTHING!

I actually WANT to be surprised by what lies ahead. I’ve spoiled too damned many movies for myself recently. I’m hoping to see this one with (relatively) virgin eyes.

That said, I’m NOT judging you. I know all too well the impulse to read scripts for movies I’m anticipating. It’s just that with Frozen, I don’t even think the screenplay will get across even HALF of what’s in store.

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New ‘Frozen’ Trailer Is The Best Yet!

This new Frozen trailer is GREAT. Instead of all the easy (and kinda cringe-worthy) snowman gags that dragged down the previous teasers, this trailer focuses on the STORY. Not only that, it finally tells us something about the Ice Queen herself, Elsa. While Anna looks like a nice, sweet, blandly inoffensive character, I’ve yet to see anything that makes her unique. But Elsa? In this trailer? She’s captured my imagination. She’s the accidental villain. The misunderstood mutant. A wounded soul. The victim of a ‘gift’ she cannot control, one that forces her to flee her kingdom, her family, EVERYTHING.

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Frozen’s Marketing Is Hella Sketchy
(Or: Why Is Disney Using Hand-Drawn Art To Promote Their CG Films?)

D23 EXPO ANAHEIM CONVENTION CENTER

Look at Disney’s Frozen booth from this year’s D23 convention. Notice something odd? 99% of the artwork decorating the booth was done in pencil, yet the film itself is CG!

A similar thing is happening on Disney’s Tumblr. In the week spanning Oct. 9-15, there were eight posts promoting Frozen. Only ONE of those featured a CG still from the film. HALF were hand-drawn character sketches, the rest were film-clips.

Why, if you’re promoting a CG film, would you INTENTIONALLY advertise it using images and art styles NOT FOUND in that film?

Marketing MUST have a reason…right?

 

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